Binge Drinker and Police Puke-r?

There is a slandering operation going on trying to portray my sober, angelic self as a binge drinker who pukes on Policemen. This clever tactic has been carefully disguised in the form of a “If you saw ME in a police car what would you think I got arrested for?” tag. I mean the nerve of these people, to take such a harmless tag and turn it into a mudslinging operation to discredit the very decent image I portray in the local blogsphere.

To further prove my innocence, I am attaching this image of me behind the smiley face, the Policeman’s true friend. The fact that I’m piss drunk at the Roy-Tho (where this pic was taken) has no bearing whatsoever to the above allegations.

Me with said Office of the Law

So to revert attention from my good self and rescue my name from the gutter, I will resort to spreading some rumours of my own.

So apparently the following individuals were spotted in a Police car being arrested for :

• Confab : Disturbance of the Peace. Picking up a guitar and singing, at a house party. The fact that he can’t sing for toffees and he was drunk could have worsened the situation.
• T : Consumption and Possession of Drugs. Smoking up on the beach. Big No no!!
• Santhoshi : Reckless driving and distracting other drivers, with weird (and maybe suggestive) hand gestures while stuck in traffic.

Apparently if you divert the attention too, by cooking up some saucy stories about 3 people you know. Lame I know, awfully similar to this tagging business, one would think.