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One small step for man, one giant lie for mankind

September 2, 2009

Moon Landing

The sad thing about this is that, he waited till the 40th Anniversary to admit it was all a bunch of crap. Poor Armstrong must be counting his days now and wanting to make peace, before he makes his final trip to the Moon (or where ever they call it).

Don’t believe me? Pls click here.

The best parts of his Interview for me are :

  • “This is all just common sense, people,”. “It’s the moon. You can’t land on the moon.”
  • “He knows a lot more about faked moon landings than I ever could. He’s been researching the subject on the Internet for years.” “Literally years,”
  • “Those lying bastards at NASA went through all the trouble to fake the moon landing, but they forgot to turn over one little prop rock. And now the whole damn thing’s blowing up in their faces.”

..and finally comes the explanation of “The Moonwalk” not to be confused with MJ’s Moonwalk (which is referred to as Moonwalk_(Dance) on Wikipedia), although now I see where the inspiration was drawn from.

Armstrong explained that the iconic images of humanity’s triumphant dance with the cosmos was actually just a film of him walking backwards, slowed down, and played in reverse.

“What other explanation could there be?” Armstrong asked. “It’s all right here. Everything is all right here if you’d just open your damn eyes and see!”

See.. backwards, moonwalk. Even MJ was in on it. Or was this MJ’s master plan all along? Maybe he’ll hold a press conference next week and come out with it. Wait a min.. he’d dead. Noo.. that’s fake too.

All we need now is somebody to tell us that there is a  Parallel Universe out there and we swallowed the darn Blue pill.

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12 Comments leave one →
  1. Chavie permalink
    September 2, 2009 8:27 am

    hahaha good one! 😀

  2. September 2, 2009 9:18 am

    ROFLMAO!

  3. September 2, 2009 9:59 am

    1. You forgot to mention the rippling flag in your list of best parts for the interview.

    2. Super connection with MJ’s moonwalk and what probably really happened

    3. Didn’t anyone tell you? We DID swallow the blue pill.

  4. Santhoshi permalink
    September 2, 2009 10:38 am

    Ha ha

  5. September 2, 2009 10:52 am

    dude, get a grip its on the onion…. 😛
    onion is a prank news media system.
    dude…u nearly gave me a heart attack..

  6. September 2, 2009 11:15 am

    @TMS : I wanted to mention the Flag, but those idiots at MythBusters have come up with a justification for that. Albeit a cooked up backdoor science experiment.. but still…

    @get a life: Dude, I think you need to get a life.

    I didn’t think that you’d actually believe, that I believe, that Armstrong believed that his Moon Landing was a hoax. 🙂

    This is just a sarcy post ppl.. to induce humour.. not heart attacks. 🙂

  7. September 2, 2009 12:06 pm

    Fear not Chaarmax – it was a super early morning laugh!

  8. September 2, 2009 6:16 pm

    lol i love The Onion…!

  9. September 2, 2009 7:01 pm

    Oy,

    If it is on mythbusters it has to be true! 😛

    just came across your blog. i thought you were still using blogspot?

  10. September 2, 2009 11:51 pm

    Moved over to wordpress some time back mate. Have been popping by your photo blog though. Good stuff. 🙂

  11. Bruce permalink
    September 4, 2009 4:56 pm

    It’ easier to fake ‘false evidence’ of a moon landing than it is to fake a real moon landing with the whole world watching. Which conspiracy do you want to believe?

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