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Speakerphone Tragedies

July 20, 2009

Fancy Speaker Phone

Incoming call from friend this morning..

Friend : *Cough* *cough* Ma..chang *in a very sickly voice*
Me : Why machang? Not well?
Friend : *Cough* yeah men..
Me : Okane kiyanne, umbala weekend ekay palu palenna bonawa. eeta passey sanduda udeta duk widinawa. (That’s what happens when you drink in the weekend like no tomorrow, you suffer on monday morning)
Friend : Umm.. thanks, btw you’re on speaker.

I have this friend (not to be confused with the above), who come to SL for a month or so each year with the promise to meet up but ends up calling me on the last day and apologizes for not meeting up due to various issues. So as planned I get a call from him closer to his date of departure.

Friend : Hi mahcang.. really sorry men..
Me : .. let me guess your flying tmrr?
Friend : Errm, no actually I’m on the way to the airport.
Me : What the F#$%?? F#$% S##@$ B@#$@%^…. *and a barrage of filth*
Friend : Whoa.. Hold on machang.. I’m on speaker with my parents in the car.

This bad habit has not only cost my dignity (or what little of it I have) but also 500 bucks as well. Apparently it’s illegal to talk even on Speaker while driving.

Moral of the story : If your putting someone on speaker do the kind thing and inform him that he’s on speaker (unless you plan to get him to say bad things abt his ex that your hitting on now)… and careful driving while on the speaker-phone.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. July 21, 2009 5:07 am

    scene#2 is just too funnny!!!

    But on the other hand i rather have a speaker phone conference than hoggin the headset n listen to boretalk!!!

  2. July 21, 2009 9:17 am

    Well it wasn’t funny at the time… 😦 I’m known to have a somewhat foul mouth when I’m pissed.. he he..

  3. Chavie permalink
    July 21, 2009 10:06 am

    lol Chaar, I’d stay away from friend #2 and his parents for a long while… 😉 😀

  4. Cadence permalink
    July 24, 2009 2:22 pm

    haha Chaar! u nut!

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