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1 3 5 Rule

July 20, 2009

Inspired by RD’s Things Women Don’t Know.

Pee Shooter

In simple if there are 5 urinals (all vacant at the time) which one would you choose, assuming that you use them?

a) 1,3 or 5 would mean you’re just like the rest of us, self conscious and value the users privacy allowing atleast another two simultaneous pee’s to be carried out without any discomfort.

b) 2 0r 4 would imply you still haven’t grown out of the ‘peeping tom’ stage, your out right gay or your too drunk to tell 2,4 from 1,3,5.

Although I’ve referred to it as a rule, there is no legally binding documentation in the doctrines of ‘using lavatories for males’, but more of an unwritten, unspoken common understanding.

So ladies, you can pee freely knowing that us men will be contemplating which urinal to pick. Not that you have any privacy issues in choosing cubicles unless your in for a lot of noise. 😀 At the end of this read if you feel enlightened on the 1,3,5 rule my job here is complete.

Guys, the next time you walk in to SSC and feel the urge remember the magic no. 🙂

5 Comments leave one →
  1. diGa permalink
    July 20, 2009 2:09 pm

    two posts on one day… 😮

  2. Chavie permalink
    July 21, 2009 10:09 am

    I’d go for number 3, so that all the gay boys around can have a good look! 😉 ROFL!

  3. මම permalink
    July 22, 2009 2:09 am

    – 2 or 4 if the bathroom is empty.
    – If bathroom is occupied but on one is using any urinals 1 or 5
    – If someone is using a urinal furthest away from that.

  4. July 22, 2009 12:29 pm

    @මම : I don’t think you get the point. If the bathroom is empty and you use 2 or 4, that means any person coming in, we’ll have to plant himself right next to you. By going to 1, 3 or 5 you are giving that person the option to select between 1 or 3, leaving a min 1 urinal space between you. 🙂

  5. May 5, 2010 9:06 pm

    Hey Chaarmax, please check your Flickr mail for a message from me regarding this post. (I went through Flickr because you don’t have any contact info on your blog.) Thanks!

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