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Completely and Utterly Wankered Sir!

April 20, 2008

Well if you know me (well enough) you’d know that yours truly does not have the luxury of drinking (not water but more like the sweet nectar from the gods in it’s clear form) very often.. not due to financial incapabilities (ok.. who am I kidding that too thanks to Mahinda mama) but more on the lines of weird complexities and complications aka health issues. So therefore I tend to enjoy the few occasions I get. This Friday was no different.

The beginning..

The popular water-hole down maitland crescent was packed despite signs of showers to come. The mango friends were prepared for this and were decked in jeans in case we have to set up shop in the A/C bar. Luckily there was room with a nice view of the ground.. just about to get soaked with water and a lightning show that could be given full marks.

The Ground in all it’s glory.. Imagine what it was like when the Lightning Display began. Unfortunately dear ol cam not good enough and drunken reactions not fast enough to catch any pics of the display.

What was different about this night was that we had a special guest with us all the way from the land of “Absolut“.. and been my last one for a while we decided to go with Smirnoff rather than the local Rum and Vodka we sooth our souls with at the water-hole. The special guest hailing from the land of our fav brand was no mug with the bat so to speak and soon had us trying to match up, and in the process getting bloody high, and your truly was in laymen terms completely utterly wankered!!

“SSC Down” or Red Cow Tent as familiar to many-a-bigmatch-goer looking all serene in the night (except for a few noisy ones set up shop outside the bar). Hard to imagine the commotion on the said days.

A crappy taxi ride back home (he seemed to drive like his arse was on fire at 1am in the morning), just added to the inevitable and global truth of what goes in must come out. Mother dearest wasn’t too happy about it, but if only she’d understand. For that matter if only a lot of people would understand that it was just not that I was high, there were other factors.. so since I can’t explain it to mother dearest hear me out..

  • One hour workout including a bit of stomachs (attempt to get the avurudu fat off me) the same evening.
  • Switching chasers from Orange Juice to Sprite back to Orange Juice (Sprite didn’t work for me) finally to Red Bull.
  • 4 chaps, 2 bottles, 9pm to 12 something (bit hazy there as you can imagine)… although we’re yet to calculate actual contributions of each individual, as there are very different claims that don’t seem to add up. 🙂
  • Taxi driver from Hell… although there is debate whether I could have held it in, this chap certainly made sure there was no uncertainty.
  • Lastly those darn Devil Brockworst, I swore to keep away from them the last time it gave me a weeks worth of purging. Guess you don’t learn from some of your mistakes. 😦 That and the lack of bites we mized on..

Arrival of Bottle #2. Switch to Sprite.

Oh well now if I could explain all that to Mother dearest.. life would be much simpler.. so it is left to be complicated..

Out of Sprite we finish off with some of Swedish Friends Red Bull.

Regrets you ask? None what so ever! Enjoyed it every bit specially since it’ll be the last Bachelor drink I’d be having with K (although technicalities may beg to differ) as it’s going to be a looong wait till Bradby for yours truly. 🙂

The End.. one lonely shot left standing..

So heres to K. Cheers and All The Best Machang.. for a Wonderful and Blissful Future to the both of you.. especially since I almost got 2 invitations..

11 Comments leave one →
  1. April 20, 2008 10:54 pm

    if im ever at ssc and see a man taking pictures of his table, i’ll know who it is.

  2. April 21, 2008 6:45 am

    hey, just thought i’d point out, 2 of the 3 original mangoes are dead. be careful.

    also, congrats to mr and mrs diga…:)

  3. April 21, 2008 9:46 am

    T : Well I’d be keeping an eye out for a girl gorging on Hot Butter Cuttle Fish (other than Cindy) at SSC.. atleast in June eh?

    Btw don’t you think “man” is going too far? I’m not that old. 😦 Be happy with “guy”. Although I know expecting hot guy would be asking for too much. 😀

    Confab : Don’t worry the Mango fac. will live on. Although I might be the only bugger stuck here, after those buggers migrate. 😦

  4. April 21, 2008 11:00 am

    in that case, u better not waste any time making those babies to fill the void…

  5. April 21, 2008 11:09 am

    I figured you’d be around to keep me company 🙂

  6. Cinderella permalink
    April 21, 2008 11:30 am

    It seems to have been forgotten that Cindy wasn’t too happy either like mother dearest! Nice to see the 5 excuses listed down…

    Confab : What is this talk of babies? I definitely have a say in that mango activity!

  7. galle blogger permalink
    April 21, 2008 11:35 am

    make sure vijay serves your table, he’s the best waiter at ssc!

  8. April 21, 2008 11:56 am

    well the waiter wasn’t a problem the said night. it was saliya who did a good job. sunny also is very good to us, probably coz we tip him soo much. 🙂 hard to catch vijay coz everybody is after the bugger..

    on the same note, ssc have screwed up by making the same waiter take both food and bar orders, food comes late and most of the time cold, waiters are complaining.. the new treasurer is screwing up in style.

    Cindy : Glad you read that.. and understand.. 🙂

  9. April 21, 2008 9:29 pm

    haha yes that would be me. and then a little later i’ll be the girl hopped up on arrack doing something weird. you should join 🙂

  10. April 22, 2008 6:34 am

    for sure macho! for sure!

  11. April 22, 2008 8:52 am

    T : Well let me knw the dates… and will keep it free. 🙂

    confab : Ya right. Who knows you might pack up leave too 😦

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