Islands on the Road.. Watchout!
2009 October 13
Oh, island on the road
Willed to me by the devil’s hand
All my days I’ll be cursing you
For the alloy, the tires and the sweat I poured
Whats worse is, each time I repeat this story I get asked whether I was Drunk. 
After enjoyin a midnight snack at Burgers King with a few friends, tot missed the island on the middle of the road near the Infant Jesus church.
Sad thing is, wifey pointed it out on da way, and i tot chuffed her saying it’s been there for ages..
No islands on the road in Down South now!
Moral of the story – Don’t chuff wifey!
I hate it when that happens! and it ALWAYS does after you chuff a girl!
WHERE were your eyes man? checking out some hot girl on the pavement..
Forget islands machang…on the road to sithulpahuwa there are huge bloody trees that pop out of the middle of the road. Very disconcerting.
@Dan : I rem a dodgy one near the Balapitiya base hospital, just as you take the curb.
@Cadence : Very true. Specially don’t tell her “Ya, I knw that. That’s been there for ages”.
@Chavie :
@ld : at 12.30am? I doubt hot women roam the pavements. Was talking to wifey. Eyes were on wifey. Just took the turn, like every other one way road, forgetting that darn thing was in the middle. Whats worse was, they’ve tarred the road around it, covering all the white demarcations.
I know, excuses, excuses..
@N : yikes. that ought to be.
good one
the way you drive, I’m not surprised :p
අනේ මේ පෑණියා වෙන්නෙ නෑතුව හිටපන්. උබලටත් ඉහින් කෙල්ලෙක් කිවිවොත් චූන් තමයි.
Child of the hacker culture! My black a**
Yey!! My First hate comment.
How many more do I need to hit Indi’s popularity?